[GROSS SOBBING] I’M NOT READY TO SAY GOODBYE YET
The girl who was my elementary school girl friend just got engaged and I’m sitting here single wearing a pug shirt and hamburger underwear
Just remember, u r someone’s dream girl
I’m a boy
everyones entitled to their own opinions, like “mario kart isnt good” or “i do not favor the color green”, but youre not entitled to thinking im undeserving of basic human rights, and youre not entitled to the belief that because of someones identity (whether it be sexual, racial, cultural, gender, or anything else) they deserve to be harmed. you are not entitled to be oppressive. this isnt something you can disagree with, because it isnt an opinion, i am merely stating facts
never forget that for voldemort’s name to rearrange to “je suis voldemort” in the french translations, they had to make his middle name ‘Elvis’
This tiger cub wants to play with a little boy in a tiger costume!
Actually play, yes.
“At four months of age tiger cubs are about the size of a medium-sized dog and spend their day playing, pouncing and wrestling with siblings”
IT’S THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN!
Holy shit this got more notes than I thought
girls are always complaining about how hard it is to be a girl because of their period
HAVE YOU EVER HAD A BONER IN CLASS
i aint even a girl but u cant compare havin ur dick hard and ur vag cry tears of blood
thank you tumblr user andrewbreitel